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Author: SorX | ||
| Posted: 15:18, October 11th 2007 | |||
| Link: http://www.nzxt.com/ | |||
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Arriving by FedEx Ninja, the sword is packaged in a one-of-a-kind black cardboard box. Once you’ve plucked up the courage to open it, you’ll find that it’s not just an ass kicking sword.
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You’ll get the sword itself, which would be enough to slay, but also a mounting board complete with screws to provide a secure place for your sword to sit when it’s not cleansing the gene pool.
The board is made of the finest timbers from around the world, all mashed together to create chipboard. This is then fronted by a fine veneer which is skilfully coloured to make it look like mahogany while the edges are black.
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Written on the mounting board are several age-old psalms explaining the exact location of where this sword was made and the family tree of the metallurgist and bladesmith who fashioned the blade. These are imprinted in white ink painted by the regions most skilled artists.
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The end of the sword terminates in a dangerous spike that is designed for a) maximum penetration and b) maximum damage. This spike is sharpened to enable the user to destroy anyone who crosses the path of the owner.
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